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Es un mundo moderno, moderno.

So as I’m sitting at an empty coffee shop with my decaf coffee and surfing the web it came to me that it was a must, a must i tell you, to see myself writing a blog post in this scene. The only piece that was missing was being actually writing a blog post. Try to picture it, small kind of place, relatively “indie” music, a guy wearing glasses with a Macbook and a fanzine in his hands…

So I named this post “Es un mundo moderno, moderno” which would translate as “It’s a modern, modern world”, a name i took from another article published on a spanish fanzine named Mondo Brutto that currently rests in my hands. Indeed it is, and i do have a strong opinion about this subject. It was only last night that I was out with a few friends and we were arguing about what type of place we were going to go. At a certain point, while describing one of said places the following sentence came out: “X is a really cool place but if you want to dance there is also Y but that is a more indie-mainstream sort of place”. Such sentence ended up with an argument about whether who or what, was or wasn’t Indie, Hipster, Alternative, Modern, Post-Modern or just Geeky.

And that is the whole point of this post, what is the bloody difference? What drives a person to say “Hey! Hey! HEY! I AM NOT …” or “Hey, I Am…”. This seems to be the subject these days. Over the past few months and after some field work I’ve had the chance to hangout and meet people who would never mark themselves as Indie or Hipster yet do want other people to mark them as such, since they believe they set an example to be followed by (however that must never be acknowledged). So lets divide our teams:

The Hipster-Indie Kids:

This is the guy who looks cool and seems to be cool, you can identify them by their glasses and their skinny pants, maybe some funky shoes. Their weapons are “Social pressure”,  “Influence” and their incredible capacity to drive you to death by spitting out names of band members that don’t really add any difference to the music such band makes.  Hipsters never say they are Hipsters.

Steve Urkel – The funny guy, “Haters gonna hate”

A funny thing about this kind, even thou their motive is the “Be open minded, be alternative, be original, dont follow the crowd…” They are the first ones to look down on you if  you don’t match their criteria when you hang out together. As a group, they must always save face; that is, if you are hanging out with them, it is fine, even if you are not one of them, for as long as you look like one of them. True story. They are slaves of change, they have to transform themselves all the time in order to avoid the trend, the main-stream. But when they do,  together at once, they are in fact creating or following another mainstream or trend themselves, this is of course, always masked as just looks. The Anti-fashionists became so themselves. Selective and self proclaimed, grasping the surface of everything and nothing. We could say that they collide with the original concept of indie. They are the result of having access to alternative sources of social influence, design specially for outsiders, for people who crave for more but lack the intrinsic value to obtain such; pop culture.

When you hang out with them, unless you are a hipster, in which case, why are you reading this? Since when do you care? Always remember this:

  •       You are cool, you are weird, you dont have to explain yourself, but do not forget to look cool. At all costs.
  •       Always have a plan B, a way out, in case it goes kaboom.

A hipster’s love is trendy.

“Hipster Art”. The kind of thing they reblog on tumblr ( if you will…)

The Geek:

This is for the most part the opposite thing to the later kind, their arch enemies. You’ve known them for your whole life (at least if you were born later than the 80s). To sum up, we could say that the geek is that kind of person who loves something to its very core. Needless to say it is useless to define someone as geek, since there isn’t such a thing as just a geek. Geeks are always specialised in something. The following picture explains this point in a humorous way a lot better than I could possibly do:

Types of geeks.

This picture was intended as a joke, so that geeks could laugh at the fact that even though they all belong to the general category of “geeks” they are still different.  Geeks adore their franchises for many reasons but mostly for the subjective impression they left on the individual. Note that geeks wear glasses because they need to. Geeks don’t pretend, they don’t care what others might think, in fact, there is nothing they love most than to show the world what moves them, what has become a part of them. The other side of the story is their lack of social abilities outside their group.

Their love is genuine.

The Nerd:

Well, here is a classic. It is true that  the meaning of this word has changed over the years, but I’m pretty sure this pictures it pretty well:

The beloved two main characters from the movie “Revenge of the Nerds”

Yes, those guys we all think of, good grades all their lives, unconditional love towards anything academic related and socially impaired. But they are on the good side, true to themselves, intelligent, usually share tastes with geeks:

The two types of interests that are most likely to be described as nerdy are:

  • Intellectual, academic, or technical hobbies, activities, and pursuits, especially topics related to science, mathematics and technology. (See below)
  • Hobbies, games, and activities that are described as obsessive and “immature”, such as trading cards, comic books, television programs, films, role-playing games and other things relating to fantasy and science fiction.

Heavy interest in art, formal music, hobbies (i.e., collecting), or other non-mainstream, “obscure” interests is also perceived to fit the stereotype, as is obsession with a topic that would otherwise be mainstream (such as a popular TV show, or sometimes even sports).


These are the guys who own cool multimillionaire software companies, but… they sort of turn into geeks once the company becomes something, but nerds deep down.

The Freak:

This one is just weird, and creepy. You can check this video by The Lonely Island if you don’t believe me:

The Modern:

“Reason is what matters”. The moderns are a well established subculture with their own set of rules. Therefore it has at least some weight. Some say that precisely because of that it is destined to perish. I was lucky enough to come across that chart down there. For a Modern the good age is adulthood, reality is logic, there is a moral code to be followed so that it is possible to difference between right and wrong on a world full of randomness. Consciousness is on the spotlight, it’s real and reality. Knowledge is basic.

Looking good there mate!

The Post-Modern:

These are the guys responsible for the Hipster-Indie kids, their parents if you will. Basically, the opposite to The Modern. Truth is found on TV, Y.O.L.O, forever young. The needs of the flesh and appearances are on the spotlight. Probably the result of Modern wannabes but without their resources. As usual, somebody had to spoil it. Fantasy and grasping to surface of the topic in hand is the idea behind the message.

Having explained the Hipsters-Indie Kids, think of the Post-Modern as an earlier or beta version of the mentioned.

The way things looked like in 2001.

Other guys you might want to check out too that I’m too lazy to cover right now:

  • The Alternative: cross between Hipster-Indie Kids and Post-Modern.
  • The Dork: friends with the Nerds and some Geeks.
  • The Underground: rare kind.
  • The Punk: nice people.

“Take that you internez!” – Bearnie Casey

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Chicas Frikis? hold on to them

La chica friki, aunque dificil de encontrar, es una pequeña joyita en su género. Quizás por lo raras que son, eso las hace más atractivas, con lo cual el afortunado chico querrá mantenerla a su lado a toda costa. Veremos que ésto no le resultará demasiado dificil.

* Tus rivales estarán a tu altura: No tendrás que defender a tu chica del acoso de los buitres chulo-playa o chulo-discoteca. No están a tu nivel y a tu chica no le interesarán lo más mínimo. No tendrás que mantener tus abdominales como una tabla de fregar para impresionarla y que te prefiera al resto del ganado. No es eso lo que a ella le interesa. Sin embargo ésto no significa que ella no pueda sentirse tentada por otros chicos, pero tú tendrás las armas necesarias para defenderte de ellos. Es decir: Si a tu chica friki lo que le gusta es el rol, tú tendrás que tener cuidado con los paladines-chachi-guays si en tu caso eres un bardo de nivel cinco. Pero como te digo, no temas, tú tienes en tu mano las armas para mantenerla. Si en tu caso lo que tienes es una chica “geek”, sospecha si alguien le regalo un iPod por su cumpleaños o una tarjeta SD de 1 giga para su PDA por su cumpleaños…

* La chica friki viene con complementos: Es decir, ella tiene su propia colección friki de cosas. Ya sean gadgets, una colección completa de libros de ciencia ficción (ediciones en inglés, of course), ordenador propio (con Linux pre instalado, cómo no) o su propio juego de mapas y dados. Será doblemente divertido, ya que podréis comparar lo que uno no tiene pero el otro sí ha conseguido, y además no temeréis por la integridad de vuestras cosas. Ella es una chica bien equipada.

* La chica friki te deja tu espacio: Ella no te va a pedir que la lleves al restaurante más caro cada fin de semana para que le demuestres cuánto te importa. Invítala a una pizza en tu casa y después a una partida al juego online de moda y ya la tienes contenta para el resto de la velada. Además, no tienes que gastarte demasiado dinero en SMS, seguro que ella usa Skype o la última versión del equivalente libre, que además seguramente, es gratis. Seguramente no tendrás que enseñarle cómo se configura la webcam en linux porque ella se habrá encargado solita de recompilar los drivers en Ubuntu. ¡Qué tía!

* Puedes ser tú mismo en tus conversaciones con ella: No tendrás que estar al día de los temas top de las conversaciones sin sustancia que interesan al resto de las chicas. A ella le interesará que le cuentes la historia de aquel troll coñazo que tuviste que banear ayer en tu blog o cómo te cargaste al monstruo aquél en el World of Warcraft tú solo (aunque es probable que ella jugara esa partida contigo). Ya no tendrás que simular que tienes vida social, ella te quiere tal y como eres.

* Puedes compartir con ella tus actividades y aficiones favoritas: Puedes disfrazarte con ella para ir al último estreno friki del cine, o abrir un blog conjunto, o dirigir partidas de rol entre los dos… Todo lo que era tan divertido hacerlo sólo, ahora puedes compartirlo con tu chica. ¡Dime ahora que no es un tesoro!

* Puede que ella tenga un par de cosas que enseñarte: Esto puede sentarle mal a tu ego, pero como la quieres, te encantará. Es posible que sin su ayuda no seas capaz de salir de ese horrible cuello de botella en aquella aventura gráfica que tanto te gustaba, o puede ser que ella tenga algún libro que dejarte que aún no conozcas o que estabas deseando encontrar.

* La chica friki habla tu idioma: Y además literalmente. Conozco casos de chicas que estudiaron Quenya, incluso puede que alguna haya que sepa Klingon o alguna lengua similar. Además, si es tu caso, seguramente tu chica sea de las pocas personas con las que puedas pasar una tarde completa viendo episodios de Padre de Familia en inglés sin subtítulos y riéndoos como pánfilos. ¡Qué bonito es el amor! Y en versión original… ¡más!

* La chica friki te quiere de verdad: Ella es casi única (aunque por suerte el número de chicas friki aumenta cada día, aún la proporción de ellas es muy baja), mientras que frikis hay muchos. Si en una Campus Party hay 5000 personas y de ellas sólo hay 100-200 chicas y, en esa proporción, una de ellas te ha elegido a tí, querido amigo, eres un tipo con suerte, a esa chica le gustas de verdad. Agárrala y no la sueltes.

* ¡Sí!¡Con ella podrás tener la boda-friki de tus sueños! Si eres de los que quiere casarse vestido de elfo o de caballero Jedi, con ella podrás cumplir tu sueño. Y no sólo éste, sino muchos más. A ella no le extrañará que le digas que te pone que se vista como Leia en la escena con Jabba el Hut, y puede que te sorprenda sacando de su armario el sexy bikini dorado y se haga trenzas en el pelo. Sí, tus sueños onanistas pueden hacerse realidad teniendo una novia friki.

¿De verdad necesitas que te de más motivos? ^^